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1400 square feet 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bathsAddition can be dining room or sun room- you decide.Unfinished dreams...
BASEMENT. Unfinished basement.
Fireplace in good shape, just needs a cleaning. Cozy.('Cozy' is a euphemism the way 'personality' can be.) (But I digress.)
Half story upstairs could be used as third bedroom.Half bath downstairs features utility sink and shower.Though there is No toilet.But really, in all seriousness, that still counts as a half bath.And you know, you could install one.Fix it up.
With a little paint and some remodeling, no one would ever know its age. 
If only you make some small changes- It could still be someone's home.

Dear Betty

Dear Betty,

The instructions on
the angel food cake
indicate errors I'm likely to make.

In future,
do you think you would mind
making directions a little more kind?

Instill a sense of "you can do this!"
Not "don't mess up,
it'll taste like piss."

And wtf IS an angel food pan?
I didn't realize I'd have to plan.
To bake a cake right from the box.
It's harder than breaking into
Fort Knox.

Now I wait
with the timer counting 37.
In hopes to create
a cake from heaven.

But if it's bad,
I'll blame your writers.
For making baking harder
than changing tires.



#BatAppreciationDay

tiny winged mammals gliding through the air above eating enemies 

Ode to my Subaru

Trashed piled up, not signs of a critter - a testament to "We Don't Litter"
French fries foisted in the air He is 3 and he just don't care.
Trash bag and tissues wedged in the center. "That sign says Do Not Enter!"
Rubber mats and an engine of gold - My son wants to drive you when he's "old".
Hatchback that can hold anything Leveling up the roadtrip packing game.
All wheels. Four wheels. Drive baby drive. Along our route, you remind me I'm alive.

Neighborly

A honk for hello Friendly waves as we walk by Wagons bikes tikes

Passholes

Passive aggressive anonymous snarkiness friendship is finest

We couldn't if we wanted to...